My week with AssassinatHer

Well here we are another week has past. This week I was handed over to Sam AssassinatHer after training, it was an emotional farewell and I was also very nervous as Sam is a new recruit to S.R.T I didn’t know a great deal about her other than hearing a few snippets from the S.R.T team members. She also has an intimidating name which I was kind of apprehensive about but I have learnt in this week she’s a big softy really.

Sunday after training it was a trip to the grandparents house for a nice Sunday roast (not lamb) thankfully. I was introduced to AssassinatHer's son Brad who wasted no time and took me straight out for a spot of BMX riding.

On Monday after the school run we enjoyed a walk up Robinswood hill we looked for the wild parrot but no show he was shy and didn't come out to play. As my legs are only lil i enjoyed a ride on Dashkas Back.

Tuesday morning i was left at home whilst AssassinatHer went out to earn the pennies she did tell me to make the most of the quite day as our week will be getting more fun packed & (boy did she mean it)! So took advantage of a snoop around the house and found quite a bit to entertain myself. I so wish i had packed my swimmers and could of hung with "Waldorf and Statler".

Wednesday Night i had a telling off, Brad and i had a midnight feast and got caught playing light saber wars, she is fierce but was worth it i had a blast.

Thursday i had i speed date with Darnell the Albino rabbit the conversation wasn't all that but after a frosty start we did enjoy an alfresco meal. "Cant say it was love at first sight" plus his crib was very beeshew!

Fun time Friday


Hell did i feel the wind through my fleece this was my surprise had had a morning of snowboarding and tubing a the ski centre, I was told i was a natural i put it down to having balance from Derby.

I would like to finish this weeks diary with a huge thank you to AssassinatHer, I've enjoyed my week and its been action packed to say the least! Also I'm making a plea to who ever has me next week i would like to spend it at a health spa or on vacation chilling in the sun on an exotic island as I'm exhausted.

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Ram Paige xxx

My Week with Honor Ass - March 1st

This week I had the pleasure of going to Honor Ass’s house. I was handed over reluctantly by Dolly as we shed a few tears privately as we both knew it was time for my nursing skills to come to an end and go out and meet some of the other skaters within the SRT Team. So Honor Ass was picked with the lame excuse (IMHO) of being “Most Improved Skater!”.

From practise I joined the ladies in the pub and joined in with the pints and chips, I decided to set a good example so only had a coke but enjoyed my chips tremendously.

So my journey started with a trip in Sulu Warriors car, I got a little excited and wanted to see all so got close to the action! I think Honor and Sulu loved me shouting “I feel the Need... the need for speed!”

Monday I went to work with Honor and stayed in the car with Lily her gorgeous Jack Russell. We snuggled up and slept most of the morning until Honor came back to let us out for a wee and to stretch our legs. We all tucked into her lunch and I particularly enjoyed the Doritos! Sadly lunchtime went by too quickly so Honor had to go back to work... I think she called it the grindstone, so I guess she must grind stones for a living?

Tuesday I went to work with Honor again but this time after work I went on to her friends to babysit for Millie. Millie at first was a little scared of me and wasn’t too sure about me, but eventually she calmed down and we cuddled for a while.

I tried to find the best vantage point to keep an eye on her, but found this position a little high after a while! Millie decided that I should be the monster so we played hide and seek.

Once Honors friends got back, we sat around and had a natter while I played with Kieko and Lily and tried stealing some of Libby’s coca-cola. I nearly got into a fight over this, luckily she knew I’d win so backed down!

Weds was a quiet night in for us all, we chillaxed on the sofa.

Thursday after work we picked up Sulu and Lightnin and went to a mutual friends house for a belated birthday bash and I was thrilled to see Cupid and Helen Fury there. We then had a lovely pizza feast and I was the centre of attention for a while until the cat started playing pounce in the box and had everyone laughing... I tried to re-capture their attention by doing silly things but everyone was paying too much attention to the cat!

Friday another quiet night in, Honor was expecting a phone delivery which didn’t arrive so she wasn’t very happy so we watched tv till late and there was a very sad and funny film on called Simon Birch that made Honor laugh and cry so much I was a little bemused to be honest!

Saturday, we had a nice lie in and then Honor started to do some housework (much needed too!) and odd bits and peices round the house, I tried making a few suggestions but she didn’t appreciate that, so I went back to watching tv and Honor put Babe on for me, so I was happy! Bah Ram EWE!

I stayed at home so that Honor could go and get her hair cut, she wasn’t gone long and returned looking very stylish and a big improvement as I understand she had been cutting her own hair beforehand! I did offer to do it for her, but she refused! I have yet to have my yearly shearing but if I look as good as Honor after her shearing I am up for that!

I then stayed at home while Honor went out for the evening, I think I was supposed to have gone too, but was forgotten... sob sob! Honor returned on Sunday morning looking green and went straight to bed and kept having to rush to the bathroom.... Sadly because of Honors state of health, we were unable to make the practise so I wasn’t able to get to see who my new placement is with, but Honor is going to try and get me handed over this week as I think its time for a change.

So I would like to thank Honor and Lily for their kind hospitality and look forward to meeting my new friend!

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TTFN

Ram Paige xx